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<h2>Chapter 1: My Mixtape Is Burning Down</h2>

I once was cool.

Then I made a mixtape.

And I became <em>awesome</em>.

My friends and family all threw me up in the air. Adoring fans stopped by my house for my autograph. Life was good.

Until that one day that horrible things were found to be on my mixtape when it was played backwards.

That was the day it all changed.